i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
@Dwdsoutar: Amazing few days. Laughing constantly with a great crew @NiallOfficial @MarvinHumes @williedevine @devinemartin
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.